Easy Sex from the Ugly Girl?
A guest entry by the author of NYC WON’T LET ME SLEEP
I’ve posted several times about the ugly girl that wants to hang out with me so badly and who I can clearly fuck tomorrow night if I so choose. Well I’ve never met her and we’ve exchanged many many e-mails back and forth. I’ve basically said that I’m going to attempt to fuck her tomorrow night and she bought right into it.
The conversation went something like this…
Ugly Girl: Well try not to be out drinking too late and get some rest tonight. You can continue your drunken debauchery with me tomorrow night.
NYCGeek: Are you going to get me drunk and take advantage of me?
UG: A lady never tells.
NYCGeek: I got to tell the bartenders to watch out for me tomorrow night unless you’re planning on cooking me breakfast friday morning.
UG: Well that depends….what do you have in your pantry? Haha.
NYCGeek: Eggs. How’s your omelette skills?
UG: Pretty good actually.
NYCGeek: Will you serve it to me in bed? Cause that’s important.
UG: Hmm, we’ll see how things go.
How did things go? More tomorrow.